10 Things That Happened "Pre-Beyoncé"

A time otherwise known as P.B.

1. Yawning

2. Snoozing

3. Dozing

4. Wistful looking

5. Watch checking

6. Nodding off

7. Searching for meaning

8. Yearning

9. Wondering what the point is

10. Worrying about who would pay the bills

In summary: Nothing. Life didn't begin until September 4, 1981. Thanks to Jon Hamm for coining the term that represents the darkest period of our lives.

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