14 Questions The Original "Friday The 13th" Forgot To Answer

Yeah yeah, Halloween's over, but these are important.

1. Was Mrs. Voorhees looney tunes before Jason "drowned"?

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I kinda get the feeling she was.

2. Why is this chick not wearing pants?

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I get it—she's getting ready for bed and they're out in the middle of nowhere and girls in slashers don't tend to wear clothes. BUT, it still just looks weird. Isn't she cold? It may be summer, but nights can still be chilly.

3. What in God's name was this guy going for?

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He's the comic relief character, okay, got it. But, was he hopped up on crack or something before this scene happened?

4. What's Crazy Ralph's backstory?

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Was he at the camp when those counselors were murdered? Does he like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain?

5. Why is Kevin Bacon's character the only dude in a speedo?

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I mean, it's much appreciated, but why?

6. Also, WHAT?!

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Let's all just take a moment to ponder this.

7. Why was this guy dead on the bed?

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We see him go into the cabin and presumably killed by Mrs. Voorhees, but did he take a nap and get killed while asleep? Or, did Mrs. Voorhees ambush him and then lift his dead body onto the top bunk? That's highly doubtful, since he'd be heavy as hell for her.

8. Why didn't she work out her transportation to work?

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Hitchhiking? Into the woods? Alone? COME ON, ANNIE.

9. What was the point of the snake scene?

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It was basically two minutes of teenagers running and screaming. If the another snake popped up later in the film, then that would have made more sense. "Oh shit bro, that snake was foreshadowing more motha fuckin' snakes. I get it now!" But nope. That never happened. It was just a ploy to add screen time. Also, the snake actually died onscreen, which is messed up as hell.

10. Were these guys on break or something?

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They sing a camp song then just up and leave for sexy-time. The other counselors still had to work, so did these two get the night off if they sang one measly song?

11. How did she not hurt her hand doing this?

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I'm assuming it takes a shit ton of force to manually decapitate someone and she just manages to walk it off? I don't buy it.

12. Was Alice a beast at strip monopoly?

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The other girl and guy were in various stages of undress, but Alice still had all her clothes on. Did she just not want to strip, or was she legitimately winning? Yeah yeah, she's the "final girl," but I still wanna know.

13. Why was Crazy Ralph just chillin' in the pantry?

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Did he run out of peas or something, then decide to scare the ever-loving crap outta the teens while he was there?

14. Why keep repeating his name?

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Was there some weird Norman-Norma Bates thing going on? You have a son name Jason, WE GET IT ALREADY.