1. Here's a completely chill wasp.
2. And here's a typical wasp nest.
3. Nothing scary to see here.
4. Nope. Nothing at all.
5. Because wasps usually never hurt anything.
6. Therefore, you don't have to protect yourself when dealing with them.
7. Because they're not that big.
8. Of course, they're slow to anger.
9. But if they do sting you, your body won't swell up like a deformed balloon.
10. This wasp sting on the lip doesn't even look painful.
11. Or that sting in the eye.
12. And just like with people, wasps rarely sting animals.
13. Seriously, they're not a medical health risk at all.
14. That wasp won't sting her to death after the photo is taken.
15. And this one isn't simply here to fuck shit up.
16. Because wasps clearly can't smell fear.
17. So, put down the wasp spray.
18. It's not like wasps will randomly attack you for no reason or anything.
19. Or fly right at your fucking face.
20. Wasps totally respect your home.
21. And don't have an agenda when they buzz in your ear.
22. Their nests aren't even that big.
23. Pfft. Mere child's play.
24. Wasps won't instill the fear of God in you, nor make you hyperventilate into a fucking stupor.
25. There's no need to call the police.
26. Or the Army.
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27. Or even the FBI.
28. They don't want your food.
29. Or your children.
30. Go ahead, just eat the watermelon.
31. You'll be perfectly fine.
32. While you're at it, eat that apple, too.
33. What could possibly go wrong?
34. Still hungry? Go ahead. Just swat them away.
35. They won't mind sharing the jelly.
