5 Things Every England Fan Needs For Euro 2012

It will probably end in tears for England, so we might as well be prepared.

1. The Ultimate Fan T Shirt

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If you're not fancying the official replica kit and you (like most of the population) aren't exactly John Terry's biggest fan, then this England t shirt from 8Ball is right up your street.

2. The Beers

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No England game is complete without a cold beer. It numbs the pain of sub-par performances ;-)

3. The Obligatory Flag

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The obligatory flag - the one you'll hang at your window with pride and cry into when we exit on penalties to the Germans!

4. A Massive Telly

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Fancy watching it in the pub? Waiting half an hour at the bar for a drink and then not even being able to see the telly?

Nah, me neither. Everyone needs a massive telly for the Euros. And if you've not got one, then you need a mate who's got one and whose other half doesn't mind you turning up for every game.

5. Tissues

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When it all goes wrong, you'll need something to wipe your eyes with. And to screw up in a ball and throw at the telly while cursing the Germans/Portuguese/Spanish/whoever it is who knocks us out!