11. BONUS!!!!
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He's got a great sense of humor. So great in fact, that he doesn't even mind that his bestness is now on display internationally ; D
10. He's a plethora of knowledge.
Filled to the brim with informative "fun facts".
9. He's a giver.
Unselfishly giving of the most intimate, "fun shaped" parts of himself.
8. He conforms.
No one has ever been a more perfect fit... Inside my drier.
7. He's a hero!
Known around these parts as "The Moth Man", no one quite understands just how to humiliate one of these fuzzy on top, leathery on the bottom creatures, like he does.
" Look at the size of that thing, it's got the wing span of a pterodactyl or something!"
6. He totally gets the concept of sharing.
As soon as one gets up for a second, he is quick to share their blanket, pillow, and spot on the couch.
5. He's innately patriotic.
Upholding his constitutional rights by dipping his sausage in whichever chocolate fountain he damn well pleases. 'MERICA!
4. He believes in reincarnation.
He was a cat in a past life (weather domesticated or of the wild is still being determined), and everyone loves him for it.
3. He exhibits impeccable table manners.
Never complaining about whats for dinner. "What 's that, you need more sriracha?"
2. He's physically fit
He's got the calves that make veal farmers envious.
1. He understands that life is NOT like a box of chocolates.
To any healthy person. You know, the kind who's had LESS samples than a box of Whitmans, there's just no question what flavor is to be considered "The Best"!
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