Last night, at the Filmfare Glamour and Style Awards, Rekha gave SRK his "Most Glamourous Star" award.
And then they had this HORRIFYING exchange:
Some context: Four years ago, Rekha turned down Shah Rukh's on-stage advances at the Star Screen Awards.
So, back to last night. After accepting his award from Rekha, Shah Rukh reminded her of the several times he's accepted awards from her, and said:
While we've efficiently broken down this entire interaction, the only thing we can't figure out is what Rekha says to SRK righhhttt before he claims that getting awards from her is his foreplay. Here's a video of the exchange:
SRK at #FilmfareGlamourAndStyleAwards, "Getting awards from you is my forplay" C @iamsrk's funfilled winning speech
Here are some guesses (apologies in advance). And NONE of these make his retort acceptable.
• I thought you wanted basically to marry your oven-born children.
• Do you want Krispy to marry your little one, chubu?
• Because you wanted whiskey to marry your little boy children.
• I thought you wanted to marry your, uh, mother in law and children.
• I thought you wanted marijuana in your little brown chillum.
• Don't you want Misty to marry your little virginal?
• Don't be so risky and marry a little girl poodle.
• I thought you basically wanted Kumari and little boy Subbu.
• I think you want Mistry to mally your little boy Chibbu.
• I thought you wanted this dick to marry your little groin she-boob.
• I thought you wanted Bisleri to marry your little wine children.
Add your guesses in the comments. Thank you for your time.
