Because Of Breaking Bad These 20 Things Will Never Be The Same

This is a list of items and words that I will never look at the same way again because of Breaking Bad. I will permanently associate them with Breaking Bad.

1. Pork Pie Hats

2. Haz-Mat Suits

3. Rock Candy

Like the candy cigarettes that we used to pretend smoke when we were kids. Children can now pretend that they have the purest most chemically sound product on the market.

4. Campers/RV's

If I see one I basically assume the owners cook meth

5. The Pontiac Aztec

Many people consider this SUV to be one of the most horrendous cars to be introduced to the automotive community. However this SUV will be forever immortalized as Walter Whites car.

6. The Word "Glass"

As soon as Jessie referred to the first cook as "Glass" that word was permanently ruined for me.

7. The Word "Cook"

Throughout the series Walter is constantly telling Jessie its time to cook. In fact nearly everyone within the series refers to the process of making meth as "cooking". So when ever I hear the word cook I can't help but think of meth.

8. Pizza

I know it might sound strange but whenever I see a pizza I constantly think of this scene. Arguably one of the most memorable scenes, not for any reason except that its really funny.

9. Chemistry Teachers

Because of the way teachers are paid in this country and the fact that Walter was capable of doing it, I now just assume that all chemistry teachers are cooking meth on the weekends.

10. Tighty Whiteys

This really needs no description. Tightey Whiteys = Meth Dealer

11. Walt Whitman

When I think of or hear Walt Whitman I think of Hank taking a crap, Gail, Gustavo, and......meth. Just another thing that will never be the same because of Breaking Bad.

12. Knocking On Doors

Whenever I knock on a door, I knock with the confidence of Heisenberg himself.

13. Heisenberg

Karl Werner Heisenberg was a German theoretical physicist and one of the key creators of quantum mechanics. He published his work.......ahh screw it Walter White is Heisenberg!!!

14. Bellhop Bells

Thanks to Hector "Tio" Salamanca I will never look at bells the same way again. I recommend this website highly http://tiosbell.com/

15. The Word "Bitch"

Whenever I hear or say the word bitch I can't help but think of Jessie Pinkman. In fact I find myself using the word Bitch more and more even at unfortunate times. It really hasn't helped me during job interviews.

16. Fumigation Tents

Every time I see one I can't help but think "These poor bastards don't even know what their house is really being used for."

17. Bike Locks

Whenever I see a bike locked up, I can't help but think the lock was used to strangle someone in a basement. Typically I take them off and bring them to police stations to turn them in as evidence.

18. The Word "Rocks"

Whenever someone says the word rocks or refers to a rock, I can't help but say "Damn it Marie they're minerals!!!"

19. Breakfast

Whenever I eat breakfast with someone and they get bacon I grab it, break it up and arrange it into the shape of their age. People really don't like it when I do that but whatever, its all Breaking Bad's fault.

20. Nazi's

As if I needed another reason to hate Nazi's!!