Hands up if you were praying ‘please don’t let me be jenny’ all the way through this.
Hands up if you were praying ‘please don’t let me be jenny’ all the way through this.
As far as I’m concerned the best breakfast has already been invented. It’s porridge. All the rest of you are doing it wrong.
What? They were still in everyday use in 2006 - certainly in schools and offices.
It makes no sense that they have no money to display these things when the items are worth much more than they would need to raise. Why don’t they just use the items as security for a loan to build their museum? Are they not loaning these items to other museums in the meantime at least? Or sell just a few of the items and be able to display all the rest? After all any museum would have to be ridiculously massive to display ALL these items so they don’t actually need them all. Even if they end up in private collections at least SOMEONE would get to enjoy them. This is so wasteful.
A worrying number of these are still true for me.
#13 worries me - it’s so weirdly human. The cat have learnt to communicate with us! When chimps do that it’s a big deal - when cats do it we should be worried.
Other terrible advice from the job centre includes jobseekers being told to remove qualifications from their CV so they don’t seem ‘over qualified’, to dumb down their job experience for the same reason. These courses are just busy work where people are required to sit in a room for a few hours a day for about a week. If you try to get free to go to a job interview you get sanctioned for not turning up - even if you tell them that’s where you are. They’re a trap. As a disabled job seeker I was told to remove any mention my disability from my CV on pain of having my JSA stopped if I didn’t obey.
#1 is fake - a clue being the offical calling him ‘worse than Jimmy Saville’.
The biggest question about #10 is surely ‘what is that policeman doing up snow white’s skirt?
She always seems awkwardly overdressed to me.
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh, that episode was uncomfortable viewing. Everyone knows what they were actually going for - this isn’t a joke we missed or didn’t get or whatever. It was just horribly racist. Considering this is their last series it seems like a shame they might be going out on such a sour note. But yeah….. it was pretty awful.
She just makes my nose wrinkle. She’s so tacky and agressive. It’s always designer labels and ‘BOW TO ME!’, she never has anything interesting to say. Everyone with a legitimate criticism (and there are plenty) is a ‘hater’ who needs to be ignored with extreme aggression until they’r begging for her approval. I really don’t understand why she’s considered such a big deal - what has she actually ever done?
How tall is Leonardo Di Caprio? He looks tiny compared to Bradley Cooper but google claims they’r practically the same size.
RE #8 Unless Rogen and Efron are the couple raising the baby that sounds like a terrible movie.
You know things are bleak when you read this and still think ‘I’d really like a flatmate’.
these are ALL from the same ‘tastefully offensive’ video. you can see their logo in SOME of the screenshots. It’s basically a text version of their video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSjHCbS_u0Y
Never mind never having seen the Simpsons before - had you never seen a cartoon before?
Didn’t they break up like 6 months ago? Just cos the press just found out doesn’t mean it just happened.
Ummmmm…. Why did he go missing in the first place? How old is he? Did he voluntarily return home with his family after all this? Why did the family delete the facebook page about him being missing before telling anyone if he is ok? His family live in NY and he was in DC - did he run away?
I don’t know why this is framed as some kind of class story - ‘hillbillies’ ‘on food stamps’ etc or as a religious rights story - it’s a story of animal abuse. These people are using living creatures as props in a crowded, unhealthy environment. Those poor snakes must be pretty scared to be biting. Being in a church doesn’t make you immune from facing consequences for harming other creatures. If humans want to act daft then on their heads be it but it seems completely anti-christian to abuse animals as a sign of faith.
backpacking, dating,depression and self indulgence. It’s all so whiny, white and middle class.
Was this racist? It felt racist.
Rebel Wilson’s entire act centers around fat jokes - I had the same problem with Pitch Perfect. I’m always seeing pics of her jogging etc and on this mission to lose weight - surely if she does she’s going to lose all her material?
Hell yeah! Ambition is really under-rated as a quality. People say it like it’s an insult.
No love for that great Scottish staple - the macaroni pie?
In The Flesh should have been here. It was heartbreaking.
bedphones are sold out! *weeps forever*
I can walk through my uni campus at lunch time and see every single one of these within ten minutes.
I’m no Lady Gaga fan but she seems genuinely spooked by him and I don’t blame her. He turned up at her building for Christsakes! Not to mention he has made it his mission to destroy her on his website and twitter - there’s been a total flip in the way he reports her now and he keeps trying to start feuds between her and other singers by claiming people are on his side and saying things about her. He comes across as properly insane.
You CAN use your Ipad as a phone. I’v seen people do it. Like everything else there’s an app for that.
I’m no Family Guy fan (the sexism, domestic violence and transphobia don’t exactly make it a fun watch) but I think there are far more and better reasons to hate them than the ones listed there. Not to mention I think #8 was WAYYYYY more difficult than it might seem. The writers suck but the animation is often quite ok. Replacing Jerry with Stewie would have required them to go through the footage frame by frame and carefully fit Stewie over Jerry each frame.
I’m registered partially sighted - Even with glasses my eyesight sucks and i just had a moment of ‘oh god I’v NEVER seen individual blades of grass’. Not to mention I’v never been allowed to drive, I don’t wear contacts so I haven’t been swimming in 15 years and I’v never seen a 3D movie - they don’t work for me at all.
Having lived in two of these places I can tell you that the reason some places are happy is because it takes a lot of dedication to live there. If you’re not happy you have to either leave or drown your sorrows until you forget what happiness is. It’s why rural areas tend to have such high incidences of alcoholism. Or you can accept you’r trapped there forever by family and circumstance so become aggressively happy and defensive of where you live. Don’t think the happiness scores actually tell you anything about what it’s like to live in these places.
It’s all very sweet but it sort of boils down to ‘they all had happy, traditional marriages and had children’. So variation would have been nice. I mean even statistically - how does NO ONE turn out to be gay? No one gets divorced? Harry and Ron follow completely improbable career paths considering they were a bit rubbish at school and would never have qualified as Aurors if they weren’t trading on their now-famous names. Hermione does everything she ever wanted and stops being at all interesting? What happens to the suddenly unemployed Dementors anyway?
I’m a bit baffled by the people who were all ‘oh he’s raped and tried to kill women? Fine. I can get past that but if he sexts a porn star THEN he’s dead to me.’
I watched this movie last night and thought it started out well but the lack of focus as it went on really ruined it for me. I would have liked it to be just a haunted house movie. Leave Annabell in the beginning as a sort of prologue and ditch the whole exorcism thing and it would have been quite a good movie. The exorcism was just too corny - it made me laugh.
Holibobs? A giant inflatable swan? Is Miranda doing the Daily Mail captions?
These are probably the most British thing in the world.
Well, judging by this article, unless MTV starts hiring 14 year old writers then their programming is a bit doomed. Think this show might have made a good choice for NetFlix or something. Seems more like something to watch online than on TV.
He sounds like a total asshole. The stuff about not being paid enough is especially insulting. He’s being flown in a helicopter to be pandered to and sing a couple of songs and he’s probably getting paid thousands for that. Be great if everyone at Glastonbury found something else to do during his set - don’t even give him the satisfaction of being booed. Just let him walk out to an empty field.
I am genuinely baffled by this level of fandom. I have never been so passionate and obsessive over a person (even a celebrity) that if I heard he punched his grandmother I’d be like ‘cool’. Am I missing out?