4. But you have to pack everything up, you look around and you’re feeling
BECAUSE YOUR SHIT IS COVERED IN SAND
9. You start stomping around because you don’t want to carry anything…
12. BUT, before all this you have to put sandy clothes on your wet body
just kill yourself now
13. Unless you’re that person who never wears a shirt, then you’re GTG
(everyone hates you)
14. Now you have to walk across this…
It’s actually just really hot sand you guys.
15. So naturally you start dialing Yellow Cab and you’re very proud of this idea…
16. Except you forgot you’re on the beach
you’re being completely ridiculous now.
17. You decide to forge ahead… obviously, you have no other option….
- An ultra-Orthodox man stabbed six people at Jerusalem's gay pride parade today. He has been apprehended.
- The Taliban has appointed Mullah Akhtar Mansour as its new Afghan leader.