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<b>Sit thee down and 'ave a gander at this 'ere quiz.</b> Will you be oreyt, or a load of tosh?

Sit thee down and 'ave a gander at this 'ere quiz. Will you be oreyt, or a load of tosh?

Can You Speak Lancashire?

Put th'wood in th'owl.

Wot you skennin' at?

Stop yer mitherin'.

She's a gradely lass.

Wot's the scran?

Eeh it's cowd.

Stop harpin' on.

Neckin' on.

Corporation pop.

I wer well chuffed.

Ey up, cock.

She's oinin' me.

It's crackin' flags.

He couldn't hit a cow's arse wi' a banjo.

'Ave a wesh.

Owt er nowt?

Put yer kecks on.

Yer 'avin me on a butty.

I'm flummoxed.

But it can also mean "I'm furious", so, er, just make sure you read the situation right.

I'm spittin' feathers.

I'm gaspin'.

I'm jiggered.

Tha's done reet well there. Why not crack out th'corporation pop fer t'celebrate?

You've done very well, love.

Tha's a true Lancashire lad or lass. Go make a brew 'n' put yer feet up - you've earned it.

You've done oreyt!

Aste been north o'th Watford Gap? Swot up next time, love.

You've not done very well.

Ye don't know yer arse from yer elbow. Giv' o'er tryin' cock. Tha's no red rose.

Eeh you've failed, love.

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