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    19 Problems That Every Theme Hospital Player Will Understand

    Still trying to beat this sucker since 1997.

    1. Still finding it genuinely hilarious that the doctor in the menu screen had a Kick Me sign on his back

    2. Always wondering why the drinks machines served Kit Kats

    3. Hating the passive aggressiveness of the 'helper doctor' in the bottom right hand screen on a daily basis

    4. Trying to create a diverse community but being somewhat limited

    5. Revisiting the game in the 21st century and being a little perturbed by some of the pop culture references

    6. Whenever you got a vomit virus and losing your utter mind

    7. Always, always, reserving a special piece of your heart to anyone with Bloaty Head

    8. Getting to some of the later levels and finding the posh new fancy machines

    9. And getting better diseases, like Hairyitis

    10. Going utterly and completely Ripley on the bonus rat-killing levels

    11. Sending patients to the Research Department and realising they never came back

    12. Enjoying all the subtle digs to people who prefer Theme Park

    13. Having an epidemic and kicking out all the infected patients instead of curing them.

    14. Digging all the sci-fi references of your rival hospitals

    15. When one of your machines explodes and you can't get rid of it and your perfect hospital is tainted forever

    16. Going for a cup of tea and coming back to utter devastation

    17. Crying with genuine raw relief whenever you saw this screen

    18. Then realising about seven years later that there's a special cheat code on the fax machine pages

    19. And still not being able to win the game anyway.