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Usually they’ll be up and dressed before you’ve even contemplated opening your eyes.
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Which can sometimes be good, because they'll have done loads of chores before you're even awake.
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And they're always pestering you to get out of bed.
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Sometimes they'll be coming home FROM THE GYM while you're still sleeping.
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They see no problem in starting a full conversation at 7am.
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And ask you difficult questions first thing in the morning.
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They even see no problem with calling you at 8am.
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They only have to set one alarm in the morning.
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Where as you probably set loads and snooze constantly.
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Their idea of sleeping in on the weekends is very different to yours.
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Because they feel like you're wasting time when you're sleeping in on the weekends.
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Your idea of morning sex and their idea of morning sex take place at verrrrrrrrrryy different times of the day.
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And they're always wanting to go out for really early breakfast on weekends.
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Because honestly, sometimes it's like living in another time zone.
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You can't understand how they leave the house looking so put-together every day.
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Whereas you randomly pick your clothes up from the floordrobe in a panicked rush every morning.
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Every morning they actually make breakfast, while you're just about able to drink a cup of coffee.
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And sometimes you can barely cope with their perkiness.
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But while they may wake you up at an ungodly hour occasionally, at least they make you breakfast sometimes.
