1. When this couple had ~relatable~ problems.
2. When M&S started selling Winter Berries & Prosecco crisps.
3. And then Tesco launched rival fizzy crisps.
4. Followed by this extremely fancy trifle.
One for all us West Coast inhabitants...Agnes never been so posh...@Silenceothebams @mbrodie67 @wilcobhoy 🍨🍨xxxx
5. And then there were rumours of a prosecco shortage and people LOST THEIR DAMN MINDS.
6. When this Tatler article covered a very real issue.
7. And then wrote this article.
8. When Debrett's launched a course to teach posh kids how to tweet.
9. When someone covered their BMW X6 in gold.
10. And someone in East Grinsted covered their Porsche with VELVET.
The mythical #velvet #Porsche of East Grinstead.
11. And then someone in Knightsbridge took it a step further and covered their Rolls Royce in PURPLE VELVET.
Spotted the purple velvet Rolls-Royce Phantom while in Knightsbridge the other day. #Super… https://t.co/ppr6PX0NzM
Probably a super villain.
12. When a bar featured this important button.
The place we're at is so posh
13. When this Spar corner shop offered artisan pizza and chorizo jam.
This is @SPAR in Walthamstow Village. SPAR! It's the poshest thing I've ever seen. They sell chorizo jam.
14. While this food stand offered kid's brioche.
Today on the South Bank. #BeyondN6
15. When Waitrose sold these ludicrously posh ready meals.
#British #Dad humour #cartoons on posh readymeal #packaging. What a fun combination. @charliebighams @waitrose
16. When Waitrose decided that vermicelli nests were essential.
Another waitrose essential I had to buy. @WaitroseChat
17. As well as parmigiano reggiano.
Waitrose's idea of essentials never fail to make me laugh.
18. And finally, when this branch of Waitrose ran out of ~essential~ champagne flutes.
@waitrose (and got a real giggle from this understanding of 'essential'... couldn't agree more!)