1. This cleanly opened Muller corner that's exceedingly erotic.
2. This inviting untouched jar of Marmite.
Is there anything more satisfying than opening a new @marmite?
3. And this beautiful block of Lurpak.
4. This genuinely titillating afternoon tea.
5. This bowl of clotted cream that is just asking to be spooned directly into your mouth.
6. These incredibly arousing bowls of strawberries and cream.
7. These mugs of tea that cater to everyone's tastes.
8. This extremely erotic bowl of chips and gravy.
9. This beautiful and untouched Greggs steak bake.
10. This thrillingly quiet station concourse.
11. This empty bus that should come with a parental guidance warning.
12. This exciting news stand where nobody has purchased a copy of The Sun.
13. This dangerously titillating biscuit tea situation.
14. This deeply arousing 10p Freddo wrapper.
15. This basically x-rated plate of Pizza Express doughballs.
16. This extremely sexy 99.
17. This fry-up that should be rated 18.
18. This intensely sexy tea selection.
Now this is a tea menu!! #LeafOnBoldStreet
19. This giant Yorkshire pudding which you shouldn't look at directly.
20. This arousingly shiny £2 coin.
21. And this wildly arousing pudding with both custard AND icecream.
