1. You’d come home from work and decide, right, “it’s time I got a boyfriend/girlfriend”.
2. Before going out you’d be sure to drastically change your appearance.
3. Then you’d get a cab down to the town square to see if there were any hot babes around.
4. You’d strike up a conversation with the hottest looking person there, and they wouldn’t be freaked out at all.
5. Then you’d tell them the same joke three times in a row.
6. Maybe you'd ask them a riveting question about the last time they pissed themselves.
7. After you’d been making small talk for 20 minutes it would be time to lean in for a kiss.
8. Then you’d immediately invite them over to your house, even though you’d just met.
9. You'd be really worried about burning the house down while you made them a delicious Autumn Salad.
10. They'd be totally into you asking them to "WooHoo".
11. But this would be a real concern.
12. It would be completely acceptable to propose marriage on your first date.
13. And then get married immediately.
I made a beautiful wedding area for my Sims so they ignored it and got married in the kitchen.
Better invite the neighbours round for a beautiful ceremony in your kitchen. It's chill, you're probably wearing wedding clothes under your normal clothes, just spin round and see what happens.
14. If one of your guests died at your wedding and the Grim Reaper turned up, it wouldn’t necessarily mean that it went badly.
15. When your new spouse moved in you could force their ex-flatmates to live with you so you could steal their money.
16. Minutes after your wedding it would be time to think about having a baby.
17. Pregnancy would only last three days.
18. And having kids wouldn't really affect your life that much.
"OMG, my baby is on fire! I need to tweet this!"
Because you could mostly ignore them.
19. If you got bored of your partner you could always hire a maid.
20. And it would be ok to have an affair while your spouse was in the house.
