Carol never wore her safety goggles.

Lisa doesn't need sugar. Lisa needs an arm.

Sure, sugar may be 18 calories a tsp., but they're recommending drinking a cola which on average contains 150 calories per serving. Whoops, forgot to mention that.

well there's not much higher on the glycemic index than SUGAR! (aside from honey, aka, predigested sugar) so….wow…insinuating that people would eat less after eating straight sugar sounds almost criminal in 2011

UNDEReat? The sugar thing is ridiculous, but encouraging undereating is bad too.

Curse you Don Draper!!!!

I was not thinking about sugar when I saw #3.

I'd like to invite whoever wrote #10 to jump ahead 50 years in the future, just so I can watch the smug, self-satisfied smirk I imagine on their face slowly, slowly fade away.

“…like a turtle needs a seat belt!” Love it.

Brought to you by the Sugar Association for Sugar Consumption……..SUGAR!!!!!