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    30 Things You Won't Need 30 Years From Now

    Prepare to say goodbye to your clothing, hangovers, and heartbreak.

    1. A Cure for Your Hangover

    2. A Fresh Tan

    3. This Nightmare...

    4. A More Secure Password

    5. Post-Flight Therapy

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    6. An Unfounded Fear of Needles

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    7. Discretion About Your Drug Use

    8. An Explanation for Your Sexuality

    9. The Snooze Button

    10. 25 Gallons of Water for Your Daily Shower

    11. A Dog Whisperer

    12. The Ability to Speak Spanish

    13. Patience

    14. The Latest iPhone

    15. Weather-Appropriate Clothing

    16. A Clever Hair-Loss Solution

    17. $1,000 a Month for This Brooklyn Apartment

    18. This Awesome Domino's Delivery Guy

    19. Better Lighting

    20. This Potential Strain on Your Relationship...

    21. A Pint of Ice Cream to Make the Pain Go Away

    22. This Mess...

    23. Passive-Aggressive Cleaning Habits

    24. Privacy

    25. The Cubicle You're Currently Trapped In

    26. Your Precious Pennies

    27. Legible Handwriting

    28. This Constant Reminder...

    29. This Piece of Paper

    30. Regret