30 Things You Won’t Need 30 Years From Now

Prepare to say goodbye to your clothing, hangovers, and heartbreak. posted on

1. A Cure for Your Hangover

Healthier alcohol hybrids will eliminate hangover symptoms.

2. A Fresh Tan

Pale people everywhere will rejoice as natural becomes the new beauty standard.

3. This Nightmare…

Self-driving cars are expected to take over by 2040.

4. A More Secure Password

Your entire body will become the ultimate password.

5. Post-Flight Therapy

The airplanes of the future will provide plenty of leg room.

6. An Unfounded Fear of Needles

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With jet-injected drugs, you literally won’t feel a thing.

7. Discretion About Your Drug Use

The man behind legalizing weed is on a mission to legalize all drugs.

8. An Explanation for Your Sexuality

9. The Snooze Button

As we begin to better understand sleep, we’ll find ways to need less of it.

10. 25 Gallons of Water for Your Daily Shower

Showers will recycle and purify the same water, wasting 90% less.

11. A Dog Whisperer

A translator device will allow you to find out what your pet really thinks.

12. The Ability to Speak Spanish

Google is working on real-time translation tech for people too. ¡Fabuloso!

13. Patience

The internet of things will result in a world that responds to us instantly.

14. The Latest iPhone

All good things must come to an end.

15. Weather-Appropriate Clothing

There is already a watch that can control body temperature.

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Say hello to nude beaches at the North Pole.

16. A Clever Hair-Loss Solution

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Baby foreskins, yes baby foreskins, are showing some promising results.

17. $1,000 a Month for This Brooklyn Apartment

Rent prices will drop as new construction catches up to demand.

18. This Awesome Domino’s Delivery Guy

NASA has got pizza printers covered.

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19. Better Lighting

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The cameras of tomorrow will take photos in complete darkness.

20. This Potential Strain on Your Relationship…

3D printer jams will be the new Ikea furniture fail.

21. A Pint of Ice Cream to Make the Pain Go Away

You’ll be able to erase exes from you memory. Sound familiar?

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

22. This Mess…

Clothing will repel dirt and moisture eliminating the need to wash it.

23. Passive-Aggressive Cleaning Habits

Robots will do just about everything else around the house.

24. Privacy

Totally normal bonding experience 30 years from now.

25. The Cubicle You’re Currently Trapped In

Your couch is your future office. Working from home will become the norm.

27. Legible Handwriting

Cursive is already disappearing from schools. Handwriting is next to go.

28. This Constant Reminder…

Tattoo removal is in high demand and will only continue to improve.

29. This Piece of Paper

Colleges used to provide access to information. Today they provide free condoms.

30. Regret

Thirty years from now you’ll look back and laugh about it all.

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