30 Things You Won’t Need 30 Years From Now

Prepare to say goodbye to your clothing, hangovers, and heartbreak.

1. A Cure for Your Hangover

Healthier alcohol hybrids will eliminate hangover symptoms.

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2. A Fresh Tan

Pale people everywhere will rejoice as natural becomes the new beauty standard.

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3. This Nightmare…

Self-driving cars are expected to take over by 2040.

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4. A More Secure Password

Your entire body will become the ultimate password.

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5. Post-Flight Therapy

The airplanes of the future will provide plenty of leg room.

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6. An Unfounded Fear of Needles

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With jet-injected drugs, you literally won’t feel a thing.

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7. Discretion About Your Drug Use

The man behind legalizing weed is on a mission to legalize all drugs.

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8. An Explanation for Your Sexuality

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9. The Snooze Button

As we begin to better understand sleep, we’ll find ways to need less of it.

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10. 25 Gallons of Water for Your Daily Shower

Showers will recycle and purify the same water, wasting 90% less.

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11. A Dog Whisperer

A translator device will allow you to find out what your pet really thinks.

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12. The Ability to Speak Spanish

Google is working on real-time translation tech for people too. ¡Fabuloso!

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13. Patience

The internet of things will result in a world that responds to us instantly.

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14. The Latest iPhone

All good things must come to an end.

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15. Weather-Appropriate Clothing

There is already a watch that can control body temperature.

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Say hello to nude beaches at the North Pole.

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16. A Clever Hair-Loss Solution

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Baby foreskins, yes baby foreskins, are showing some promising results.

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17. $1,000 a Month for This Brooklyn Apartment

Rent prices will drop as new construction catches up to demand.

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18. This Awesome Domino’s Delivery Guy

NASA has got pizza printers covered.

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19. Better Lighting

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The cameras of tomorrow will take photos in complete darkness.

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20. This Potential Strain on Your Relationship…

3D printer jams will be the new Ikea furniture fail.

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21. A Pint of Ice Cream to Make the Pain Go Away

You’ll be able to erase exes from you memory. Sound familiar?

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

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22. This Mess…

Clothing will repel dirt and moisture eliminating the need to wash it.

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23. Passive-Aggressive Cleaning Habits

Robots will do just about everything else around the house.

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24. Privacy

Totally normal bonding experience 30 years from now.

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25. The Cubicle You’re Currently Trapped In

Your couch is your future office. Working from home will become the norm.

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26. Your Precious Pennies

Pennies cost us more time and money than they’re worth.

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27. Legible Handwriting

Cursive is already disappearing from schools. Handwriting is next to go.

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28. This Constant Reminder…

Tattoo removal is in high demand and will only continue to improve.

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29. This Piece of Paper

Colleges used to provide access to information. Today they provide free condoms.

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30. Regret

Thirty years from now you’ll look back and laugh about it all.

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