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    A Quest For a Goddess

    A delusional man and his quest to find his "goddess". Some of my favorite quotes include: "If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length." "I am on the brink of a large-scale financial success that many people believe will escalate me, over the next decade, from member of the middle class—to billionaire." "She has the quality of childlike innocence. Alternatively, if she "lost" her innocence at some time in her life, she has subsequently regained it." "She is NOT a Scientologist."