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1. We will never think “gas” is expensive.
2. We really don’t care that someone you know once lived in London.
3. If your order contains the words “water”, “ranch” or “tomato” - don’t ask us to go to the drive thru (ever).
4. When you say, “tell me how you really feel!” all we hear is, “please start lying to me again.”
5. If you say, "how are you?" please wait 0.3 seconds for us to reply (even if you don't care).
6. Know there’s an 11% chance we’ll murder you when you say the word “router.”
7. Every time we use the word "awesome" a puppy in Britain dies.
8. If your sales tax is less than 20% you need to shut up
9. 9. We are inspired by people who achieve great things, not pictures of quotes under mountains.
10. If we let you make us tea, be honoured (just don’t f*ck it up).
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