The Definitive Guide To Party Jams

"Unce, unce, unce, unce" is only the beginning, my friend. There is a big, wild world of partying, and you haven't scratched the surface.

1. First and foremost, start the party (duh).

Black Eyed Peas, "Let's Get It Started"

Andrew W.K., "Party Hard"

Pitbull, "Don't Stop The Party"

2. And don't forget to give the DJ a shout out.

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Madonna, "Hey Mr. DJ"

Rihanna, "Please Don't Stop the Music"

Ke$ha, "Tik Tok"

3. Make sure everyone is having a good time. NO MATTER WHAT.

Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen, "Good Time"

LMFAO, "Party Rock Anthem"

Black Eyed Peas, "I Got a Feelin'"

Just don't go full Rebecca Black and piss everyone off.

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4. Alright, you're doing good, how are your moves?

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Real 2 Reel, "I Like to Move It"

Miley Cyrus, "Party in the USA"

Maroon 5, "Moves Like Jagger"

5. Don't worry if you're not feeling great.

Robyn, "Dancing on My Own"

Kanye West featuring Bon Iver, "Lost in the World"

Cut Copy, "Lights and Music (Boys Noize Remix)"

6. If you gotta get political, get political.

"Gangnam Style" was actually a scathing takedown of Seoul's wealthiest neighborhood.

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Pretty much every song by M.I.A., ever.

Santigold, "Disparate Youth"

7. Don't be angry, be FIERCE.

Cee-lo Green, "Fuck You"

Lady Gaga, "Telephone"

Azealia Banks, "212"

And carp-e-fucking-diem.

Britney Spears - Til The World Ends

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8. Because at the end of the day, partying is and has always been about YOU.

Lesley Gore, "It's My Party"