2. He Liked your status on Facebook. Then left a comment saying “+Like”. Then Liked his own comment.
4. “Ha ha, why was consciousness given to me?”
6. “I named my iPod the Titantic it’s syncing now ROFL me am comedy genius.”
9. “My granny sips Muscle Milk from a foil bladder shaped like a bicep.”
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