2. He Liked your status on Facebook. Then left a comment saying “+Like”. Then Liked his own comment.
6. “I named my iPod the Titantic it’s syncing now ROFL me am comedy genius.”
9. “My granny sips Muscle Milk from a foil bladder shaped like a bicep.”
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