Taylor Swift’s “Tear Drops On My Guitar” Transformed To “Blood Drops On My Guitar”

This is what you really feel like when someone you love leaves you..

1. Blood Drops On My Guitar

So a few years ago, we tweaked Taylor Swifts “Teardrops on my Guitar” to more of a realistic version titled “Blood Drops on my Guitar.”

Stew looks at me, I can’t wait until we can be
Together, finally, with out her we’ll be happy
Shell look so beautiful hanging from a hook
Ill let her skin soften until its time to cook

She talks to me, i laugh cause shell be dead by 3
And i can’t wait to see the masterpiece that this will be
I snuck from behind, grabbed her by her hair, threw her in my trunk, and drove her to my torture lair

Cause shes the reason for the blood drops on my guitar
The only thing that’s keeping me and my Stewie apart
Shes a slut i will gut I’m just waiting til its her and me

I place my hands on her throat so she can’t breathe
And there she goes, so lifelessly
She can’t die yet that’d be way too easy

I hung her up real high and skinned her ass alive
Filleted the remaining meat
And washed my hands to eat

Cause shes the reason for the blood drops on my guitar
The only thing that’s keeping me and my Stewie apart
Shes a slut i will gut I’m just waiting til its her and me

So i drive to her house
Turn off all the lights
Kill her whole family
And wipe off my fucking knife

Cause shes the reason for the blood drops on my guitar
The only thing that’s keeping me and my Stewie apart
She’s a slut i will gut I’m just waiting til its her and me

Night has come
Bitch is done
Killed her family for fun
& i won’t stop at nothing to be with him

Stew looks at me finally now we can be

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