Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Panties.. Panty Thief On the Loose

viasumoskinny.com According to AOL, New Mexico State University police are investigating claims that a man came into a woman's backyard and stole her panties right off her laundry line. "She told officers she had hung several pairs of colored underwear, two bras and some of her son's shirts on the clothesline Saturday evening. She found her gate open Sunday morning and nine pairs of panties worth about $60 were gone." What? Where the F are you getting nine pairs of panties for $60. Honestly, have you been in Victoria's Secret lately? One pair is like $20. "The case comes just a year after five members of an NMSU sorority told police one of their members had been stealing Victoria's Secret underwear and bras worth hundreds of dollars. All the items, except for one bra, were eventually recovered." That price sounds more accurate. Also, once recovered, please tell me you just threw them away? There is just no telling what a perve would do with sorority panties.