My hate for Kobe and the Fakers is deep and all encompassing. There is nothing that pleases me more than witnessing their pitiful demise.

I’m going to go ahead and file this under “I Don’t Give A Shit”.

Sounds like he didn’t learn his lesson the first time. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…

I dated a Ginger back in college. Hottest damn time I ever had. She pretty much ruined all other women for me.

I know I’m going to probably catch some shit for this, but… It’s a fucking cat. They’re furry, you pet them. End of story. You seem to think the person on the other side of the camera is committing some horrible act of senseless violence by PETTING A FUCKING CAT. At least this person is providing a home, food and shelter for mama and babies, rather than letting her fend for herself. Jesus, take a chill pill and climb down off your pretentious PETA-loving soapbox for a second.

Did anybody else try clicking on the “play” icon? No? Just me? oh…

See, now, I’d never seen a Slow Loris before, or even knew that they existed. I actually had to Google them just to make sure someone wasn’t playing an elaborate internet prank on my unsuspecting eyes. I didn’t know they were poisonous, or had their teeth pulled out or filed down until AFTER I watched the video and scrolled down to see the comments. Interestingly enough, as I was watching the video, I kept thinking, “okay, so, where is the part where it launches itself on the cameraman and starts to gnaw it’s face off?” Something about those huge eyes I just don’t trust…

Marry this girl. Marry this girl RIGHT NOW!!!

So. Much. Win.