17 Shirts That Will Never Let You Forget 2013

We're only into the ninth month of 2013 but we've already had enough life lessons to raise a somewhat functional if maladjusted/celebrity-obsessed toddler. If you're not careful you might completely forget these essential truths by the time 2014 rolls around. Luckily, people have made shirts to commemorate these events so you can keep them in your heart forever, sort of like a tattoo, with less blood and regret... The things we've learned:

This year we've learned that it's your party you can do what you want...

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but you may look a mess

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That disaster makes us want to party almost as much as excess does

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We will willingly lock ourselves up and watch every episode

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because prison is fun!

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That every camel has its day

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Turning into a meme is great for your golf swing

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Obama has "Big" government? HA wait til they get a load of your biceps...

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You can't let everyone else's rampant jealousy hold you down

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Any successful wedding has more funerals afterward.

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Butter sadly CAN'T heal all things

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You can still be surprisingly visible while in hiding

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And Good television is as addictive as… well something addictive

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...there's NO way 2013 has anything that crazy left in it

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ahem *kanye west on the set of Anchorman 2

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