1. Birds make great buddies, it’s in their social nature.
3. When you’re feeling down, count on him to crack open a beer for you.
4. And of course, help you finish it.
5. But like a good bro, he knows when to cut you off.
Easy bro, this is your last one.
7. He knows your favorite toppings, because they’re his favorite too.
8. Even after a rough night, he is always ready to keep the party going.
9. He doesn’t mind listening to your lame stories over and over again.
16. You can hang around for hours doing nothing at all.
19. He claims biting your ex-girlfriend was a total accident.
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