LGBTQ·Posted on Dec 12, 2014The 21 Realest Tumblr Posts About Identifying As Asexual"My anaconda don't want none." Seriously, no thanks.by Sarah KarlanBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The genius of the "Anaconda" remix: 2. This conversation: 3. These serious career goals: 4. This series of snapchats: 5. Being the best at pretty much everything always: 6. The need for this technological advancement: 7. Wanting to give this little girl a huge high five: 8. The irony of life, in general: 9. This relationship status update: 10. This clever pun: 11. This jarring police report: 12. This little childhood tune: 13. Connecting to Pushing Daisies on a scary level: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. This thought: 15. And this honest confession: 16. That thing where you can... live forever: 17. This not-so-difficult decision: 18. This quick shutdown: 19. This clever joke: 20. And this one too: 21. Above all, the realness of this statement: