People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names

Just because you don’t MC doesn’t mean you can’t have some serious street cred.

1. Bruce Swagman (Attorney)

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2. MC Escher (Artist)

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3. Yo-Yo Ma (Cellist)

Source: violinlessonsvancouver.com

4. Bear Grylls (TV Personality/Author)

This could be his first album cover.

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5. Mercedes Bass (Business Entrepreneur)

Source: Michael Loccisano  /  via: mtv.com

6. Johnny Dankworth (Jazz Musician)

And his hit dance single, “5 Steps to Dankworth” is burning up the hip hop charts.

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7. Chris Moneymaker (Poker Player)

Source: masterspokerclub.com

8. Dr. Pervez Hoodbhoy (Nuclear Physicist)

Source: criticalppp.com

9. Lil Woods (Actress)

Source: google.com

10. H.P. Lovecraft (Author)

The H.P. stands for Hater Players, obviously.

Source: grimreviews.blogspot.com

11. Bill Bass (Scientist)

Source: utk.edu

12. Betty Compton (Actress)

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13. Roy Blunt (U.S. Senator)

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14. Roscoe “fatty” Arbuckle (Actor)

Source: peoplequiz.com

15. Rebecca Spitz (Reporter)

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16. Yellow Yei Yah (Nigerian Olympic Swimmer)

Source: nigerianbestforum.com

17. Lucky Grills (Australian Actor)

Source: trialx.com

18. Rick Cash (Defensive End)

Source: footballcardgallery.com

19. Dr. Mike Czech (Professor)

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20. Buck Jones (1930s Actor)

Source: google.com

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