1. At the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco, which aired on Sept. 2, the actor endured joke after joke at his own expense.
2. Correction: He endured gay joke after gay joke.
The total count was actually 26 gay jokes — because that joke just doesn’t get old.
3. Guess what? He didn’t take it personally.
In an interview with The Daily Beast, Franco had a chance to respond to all those hilarious knee-slappers.
4. Confirming his perfection as a human being, Franco stated:
7. Did you catch all that?
There’s two sides to what happened in the Roast. If that’s what they were going to make fun of me for, I was like, “Great! Bring on the gay jokes!” because these aren’t insults at all. I don’t even care if people think I’m gay, so it was like, “Awesome!” I mean, I wish I was…I wish I was gay.