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Put multiple heart emoji eyes next to my name in ur phone #SoIKnowItsReal
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Deactivate ur okcupid so I know it's real
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Call Comcast or AT&T to complain to get this bill lowered boo #SoIKnowItsReal
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Correct my typo before you retweet #SoIKnowItsReal
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Eat a messy burrito with me so I know it's real.
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Buy me Sour Patch Watermelons #SoIKnowItsReal
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Let me get that Amazon prime number for free shipping #soIknowitsreal
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Pay my rent this month #soIknowitsreal
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Call me "Daddy" in front of your dad so I know its real.
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Add me on your MySpace top 5 #SoIKnowItsReal
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Buy me a pizza and then leave me alone so I know it's real.
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Become hysterical over something in the media so I know it's real.
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Double bounce me on the trampoline so I know it's real
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Let me double dip my fries in your ketchup and bbq sauce so I know it's real.
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Step on my back and pop it for me #SoIKnowItsReal
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Send me an ugly snap chat #SoIKnowItsReal
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make it real. #SoIKnowItsReal
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Text me that you had spicy stuff come out your butt hole #SoIKnowItsReal 🔥💩😘
Okay, maybe ~ too real ~
