1. This Pop-Tart felt the need to stick a metaphorical middle finger right in your face.
2. This autumnal treasure just disrespected your entire holiday season.
3. And this pasta decided you couldn’t handle a real serving.
4. This panda treat stuck it to the man, simultaneously stickin’ it right to you.
5. These forks don’t give a crap about what you “need” right now.
6. And this ice cream treat doesn’t give one single fuck about how your day is going.
8. The disrespect is palpable when this crunchy bar proclaims you can’t handle a complete snack.