15 Rules Every Bro Must Follow

This is list lengen - wait for it - DARY! Brotastic Barney Stinson lists the 15 rules every bro must follow.

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Ultimate bro Barney Stinson outlines how a bro should behave in any situation.

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The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That’s just science.

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The license to be stupid is why we have Bros in the first place.

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Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code. Yes, women have their own code.

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If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is

responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video, or, barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime.

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If you didn't already know this one, we have bigger problems.

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EXCEPTIONS: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.*

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Real men wear suits.

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EXCEPTION: Tom Selleck.

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To maintain the purity of such a beautiful, impersonal, and vapid relationship, a Bro never becomes emotionally attached to his booty call.

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Every Bro is endowed with a right to life and a right to pursue hot chicks. Violating either of these God-given rights is a heinous offense that could result in the strictest penalty recognized in the Bro Code: loss of permanent shotgun status.

“How I Met Your Mother” on CBS may be coming to an end, but don’t be sad, Bro—suit up and learn all of Barney’s rules today!

It’s going to be LEGEN-wait for it-DARY.