Welcome To The Age Of Adulthood

Happy birthday you old person. Now look at this wonderful collection of things I made for you.

Awww wook at wittle baby Carmen.

Suddenly she grew up!

She gets all dem boys

No but really

Sometimes she can be clever

Sometimes she can be a hand model

Sometimes she is pretty

Scratch that. This face could launch a thousand ships. Always.

Dat swagger's in check

lalalalalalalalalalaaa

Now here comes the birthday part!

Asiannnn asian

Elmo stopped by

YOUR EYES ARE WIDE LIKE CHERRY PIES

Look! Lana even wrote you a song!

The lyrics are like sooooo accurate

Take it from this guy

Or this one!

Meh, twenty eight is close enough

Now are you ready for this?!

BIRTHDAY SONG 1

BIRTHDAY SONG 2

BIRTHDAY SONG 3

BIRTHDAY SONG(ish) 4

BIRTHDAY DANCE?

Luca said it

Now for some puppies!

Wait that's not a puppy...

THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?!?

Soooooooooooo.... uhm.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

PEACE OUT HOMIE. (Oh wait... you're too old to know that means...)

P.S. I can help you stay in touch with your uhm... younger side.