1. You say ‘Straya instead of Australia.
3. You say “scarnon?” instead of “what’s going on?”
6. This guy is a regular visitor and you don’t care.
7. You take a selfie with a police officer and this happens.
8. You understand that “chuck a u-ey” is actually a carefully executed driving manoeuvre.
9. The Karl vs Grumpy Cat interview is normal.
10. You spent your childhood wondering which window they’d look through.
13. You think that this guy’s got talent.
15. You remember why this guy was just waiting for a mate.
And why this guy said sorry, but didn’t take his glasses off.
17. You think these two are the funniest blokes ever.
18. When you go outside to take a photo this happens.
19. When you go outside in summer this happens.
22. You have had this cake at least one of your birthdays.
24. Having beetroot on a hamburger seems normal.
25. You only go to Bunnings for the sausage sizzle.
26. This is one of the most horrific sights on Earth.
27. Your PM is the suppository of all wisdom.
29. The PM falling over was the funniest thing ever.
Until that kid stacked it during the Grand Final.
30. You watched when Amy Parks reported from AAMI Park.
32. But the latest episodes of your favourite TV shows are “Not Available in Your Region”
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