Buzz·Posted on 27 May 201537 Agonizing New Zealand ProblemsEnd of the Middle-Earth.by Simon CrerarBuzzFeed Founding Editor, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Let's start with the obvious. View this photo on Instagram 2. Obvious, but still annoying. View this photo on Instagram 3. Mate. Get out of the fucking car. View this post on 4. And then there's the neighbours. View this post on 5. Still, at least they actually acknowledge we exist. Charli Marie @charliprangley Wish I lived somewhere Siri was actually useful... 05:34 AM - 27 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sometimes. View this post on 7. Unlike everyone else. View this post on 8. Hello?! View this post on 9. Basically no one understands us. Funny Stuff @latestfunny Never know what to put when asked for my state – New Zealand problems http://t.co/5JbNxosaCz <- #funny 12:14 AM - 14 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. YES WE EXIST PEOPLE. View this photo on Instagram 11. Then there's the constant reminders that we're living in the danger zone. View this photo on Instagram 12. Oh you wanted to go somewhere? View this post on 13. NZ is a place with unique problems. Bob Pickard @BobPickard Check out New Zealand’s ‘toughest’ PR issues of 2014: http://t.co/4LtzeULf9w | Quite a list of ‘first world problems' 06:42 AM - 23 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Like being a nation split in two. View this post on 15. Like which Wi-Fi network to choose. View this photo on Instagram 16. And the AGONY that is Halloween. View this post on 17. Major problem? A draconian government that limits our personal freedoms. View this photo on Instagram 18. So far from "civilization" even the most basic things cost a ridiculous amount. View this post on 19. A nation where a Marmite shortage is a national emergency. View this post on 20. With chocolate milk so good we have to ration it. View this photo on Instagram 21. Not forgetting our generally shitty weather. View this photo on Instagram 22. That one hot day when the tarmac sticks to your Jandals. View this photo on Instagram 23. This horrific moment. View this photo on Instagram 24. And the goddamn flies. View this post on 25. But mainly, the goddamn winters. View this post on 26. We breed a vicious breed of criminal. Mike Ticher @mikewsc1 Distinctively NZ crime problems. 06:14 AM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Keeping them away from the good stuff is a constant battle. View this photo on Instagram 28. Which is why we deploy our intelligence resources where they're most needed. Dorcy Jaffray @DorcyJaffray Only in New Zealand is sheep theft a problem... #nzproblems 04:22 PM - 25 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. And just when you've finally escaped the last of the sheep. Tara Papworth @tara_papworth New Zealand roadtrip problems: cows on the road 04:18 AM - 01 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. SERIOUSLY?! View this photo on Instagram 31. Not forgetting THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. View this photo on Instagram 32. National disgrace? You've never seen a kiwi. View this photo on Instagram 33. Bloody native wildlife! View this photo on Instagram 34. This joke on repeat till The End of Time. View this photo on Instagram 35. The same bloody jokes, every, single, time. 36. Here we go again #RoadTripProblems. View this photo on Instagram 37. Goddammit New Zealand. View this photo on Instagram