Buzz·Posted on Jan 21, 201430 Things Guys In Their Thirties Are Afraid To AdmitDreams bite the dust as the clock ticks. What the hell happened?by Simon CrerarBuzzFeed Founding Editor, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You’ll never be the man you thought you’d be. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. The sand is trickling through the hourglass. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Your dreams are gathering dust. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You’re never going to land a 360. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Never going to nail a head spin. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Date a supermodel. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Drive a Ferrari. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Play for your favourite team. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Or visit the gym again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. The beer belly is here to stay. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Wrinkles too, and they’ll get worse. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Let's not even discuss the grey hair. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Secretly, you're rather relieved. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You hate going out drinking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Your dancing days are behind you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You don’t even like getting drunk anymore. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. You can’t handle hangovers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You’re over one-night-stands. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You’ve taken your last walk of shame. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Seriously, never again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Now you look forward to dinner parties. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Enjoy quiet nights in. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. And are slowly turning into a morning person. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. You love going to work. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Read the personal finance pages. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Are done following fashion. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. Don't get modern music. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. And don't care what anyone else thinks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. You’re actually ready to settle down. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. Seems you're also cracking terrible jokes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. Yep, you’re ready to be a Dad. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF