3. “Regretting my vacation choice of Australia… I can’t hold on much longer”
13. “It’s amazing the skies aren’t full of falling alligators.” THEY’RE CROCODILES DUMB ASS.
14. “Playing golf in Australia, this is the shit I have to put up with.” NOPE.
Simon Crerar is founding editor of BuzzFeed Australia and is based in Sydney.
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