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Ron Burgundy's Ass-Kicking Brother!
In the 1970's, Maurizio Merli had a stare as cold as a frozen margarita, a head of hair that looked as if it had been whittled from oak and a mustache so thick and lustrous grown men would weep in its presence. He also starred in some of the greatest Italian action films ever made. Stay classy, Naples!
