14 Worst Excuses For Missing Work

"My dog ate my homework" has nothing on these BS excuses!

Before we begin remember that ...

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Thanks for the words of wisdom, Habeeb, but we will take our chances.

1. I had the hiccups.

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2. I went out last night and things got weird ...

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VERY weird...

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Like what is happening here?

And now I don't know where I am.

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3. My cat stole my car.

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4. Its Houseplant Appreciation Day.

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5. I was kidnapped.

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Dial 911 if you see me!

6. I had a bad hair day.

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7. I got sunburnt.

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But why am I so glossy?

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Sometimes you have to smile to hide the pain.

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Or make this face.

8. My dog ate my car keys.

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9. I had to babysit my grandma.

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10. A can of chicken landed on my big toe.

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11. My toe got stuck in the faucet as I tried to ease the pain.

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Don't ask how it happened.

12. And then I got sick because I ate the can of chicken.

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YUCK. Anyone who eats this deserves to be sick!

13. My fortune teller told me not to work.

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14. But everyone knows the real reason - I'm just too cool to come into work.

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NO.

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ONE.

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BELIEVES.

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YOU.

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But who cares?

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You have one more day to relax!

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