1. They will never say no to a night out.
2. Or to karaoke.
3. They’ll drop random Welsh words into conversation.
4. Welsh friends never take themselves too seriously…
5. … so they’ll never have a chip on their shoulder.
6. They can teach you how to do a magnificent Welsh accent.
7. They can introduce you to all the wonders of Wales, like the countryside.
8. And, most importantly, the historical attractions.
9. You’ll never feel greedy in their company.
10. They’ll never fuck up a tea round.
11. They know how to ace a cosy night in
12. They will always have an umbrella to share.
13. Their taste in hats is always on point.
14. Their mum will show you loads of embarrassing childhood photos.
15. But they won’t care, because Welsh people aren’t easily shamed.
16. Awkward silences will never be a thing.
17. A Welsh friend will never demand you meet them at a pretentious restaurant.
18. They can probably drive.
19. You will never, ever be bored in their company.
