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Put makeup on while sitting on the toilet
Spilled on yourself while trying to take a sip, weakly pretending it didn’t happen in hopes that no one noticed
Only to catastrophically trip and do the same thing
Stepped up your sex appeal mid-evening, only to later discover you actually were channeling the Penguin
Left a perfectly detailed makeup print on your pillow
Slurred to the point that you avoided talking, attempting silent, Jedi-like communication instead
Used your fingers to tally up the drinks you’ve consumed, only to lose count… several times
Not made it to the bathroom quite soon enough
When it dawns on you that this might happen again, you either tie a coat around your waist or form a make-shift diaper/pad out of whatever is handy in the bathroom
Gotten so obviously hammered that even you realized it was time to take a moment, only to bounce back stronger than ever a few minutes later
Gone on a rant that referenced super heroes, gods of Greek mythology or historical figures that you’re normally not familiar with
Despite trying to be quiet, talking about someone at above average volume- while staring right at them- and were genuinely surprised when they notice you
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