1. When you expect any sort of privacy:
2. When you get a letter:
3. When you don't do your chores:
4. When you have to go with her to the store:
5. When you try to ask for something nicely:
6. But then you the make the grave mistake of touching something:
RUN.
7. When you ask your mom to pick up some dinner:
8. When you dare to give her the shoulder shrug:
9. When you think you're gonna get smart and tell her you're calling the cops:
10. When you realize what's coming:
11. When you admit defeat:
12. When everything you do is dangerous:
13. When you go to church:
14. When she asks you to come into her room:
How everybody momma be laying when she call you in her room to do something 😂😂😂
15. When you get your hair combed out:
16. When you go to the doctor:
17. When you don't know if you should answer her or not:
18. When you think you'll get away with some sass because you're in public:
19. And then you think she won't pop you:
20. But sometimes she'll be more covert about it:
21. When you forget to clean up the scene of the crime:
22. When you realize that no secret is safe:
23. When you think the coast is clear:
24. When you don't pick up your phone:
when u call your mom back after 3 missed calls #blackmoms 🌚
25. When you ask to go to a friend's house:
26. And when your mom actually lets you go to a friend's house:
27. When you hang out with your white friends:
28. When you ask her for something specific:
29. When you mess up and use something you're not supposed to touch:
30. When you foolishly thought, "At least I'm safe":
31. Because it really doesn't matter whose fault it is:
I hate it when my brother puts my mom in a bad mood because when she's mad at one of us then she's mad at all of us #BlackMomProblems
32. When you ask for money:
I'm 13 — I just want to grab a slice of pizza.
33. When she wants to take a nap:
34. When it rains:
35. When she just straight up doesn't make sense:
My mom just yelled at my sisters and said she better go ahead....what does that even mean? #blackmomproblems