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16 Truths For People Who Fucking Love Naps

Don't get between me and the nap, OK?

1. When you need one, you need one.

2. Like if you can't get to a couch or bed, that won't stop you.

3. When someone asks what you're gonna do this weekend you basically have one response.

4. A 20-minute nap can make you feel like you chugged 10 Red Bulls.

5. But like, two-hour naps will also make you feel like a boss.

6. There's truly nothing better than being able to nap without having to set an alarm.

7. Conversely, there's nothing worse than wanting to take a long nap but being WOKEN UP IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

8. You have a certain location for your perfect nap.

9. As well as a certain routine.

10. If you're acting all cranky, your true BFFs know exactly what you need.

11. And it's even better if they want to nap with you.

12. Sometimes you have such a good nap that you wake up confused.

13. That first post-nap stretch is positively orgasmic.

14. If you realize you don't have time to take a nap, your day comes crashing down.

15. When someone says they don't like naps because it's a waste of time you're like:

16. 'Cause, let's be honest, naps are the key to your happiness.