It's Time To Be Honest And Realize That Iced Coffee Is Disgusting

    Oh, you want some watered-down cold "coffee" that basically tastes like milk? Go ahead.

    Sheridan Watson
    by Sheridan Watson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Let's just rip the Band-Aid right off: Iced coffee is fucking gross.

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    It just shouldn't be a thing.

    WHY would you ever take something as beautiful as this...

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    Warm. Bold. Strong.

    ... and turn it into this horrifying mess of a drink?

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    Watery. Freezing. Gross.

    WHY would you take a steaming hot cup of coffee, full of warmth and desire, of taste and love...

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    This is what hope tastes like.

    ... and put it over ICE?

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    Why? Why? Whyyyyyy?!?!?!

    IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

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    Say the words, "I'd like an ICED coffee, please." It's simply UNNATURAL.

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    It's like saying, "Meryl Streep isn't the greatest actress alive today." It's a LIE.

    What about cold brew? What the fuck about cold brew?

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    It should be hot. Coffee should be hot. There's no other good way to drink coffee unless that way is HOT.

    Oh, what's that? You want something cold to drink? It's called WATER.

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    Why do you have to screw up a perfect drink? Just have a glass of water and leave our perfect hot coffee ALONE.

    "But it's so hot outside," they say. "You have to drink iced coffee when it's hot."

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    Or, I could be drawn and quartered while shouting, "Freedom!" because that sounds more appealing than the watered-down cold cup of milky liquid that you call iced coffee.

    Too often, hot coffee drinkers are made to feel inferior. As if hot coffee doesn't make sense.

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    But it does. It ALWAYS makes sense.

    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

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    It is sick yuk belive me OK?

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    joseph g knows what's up.

    Look at how fucking precious this is. LOOK.

    And what does Holly Golightly drink?

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    HOT COFFEE. BECAUSE HOT COFFEE IS DELICIOUS AND CLASSY.

    Everything about this. YAS.

    In conclusion, say no to this pathetic attempt at coffee.

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    But coffee — no adjective needed — YAAAS!!!!!

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