Can You Tell If This Is A Real Or Fake Crime Headline?

And don't you dare use Google.

Shemar Moore is the talented and unbelievably sexy man who has graced our screen as Special Agent Derek Morgan on CBS' Criminal Minds for 11 — ! — years now.

Since his character solves crimes for a living, we gave Shemar a mix of fake and real headlines to see if he could ~decipher~ which ones were true and which ones were false. Play along, and see how you stack up against Shemar!

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