Link: iammattjordan.tumblr.com
Dude has a type.
Kenny Powers and his pal Clegg joined Twitter today. Word on the street is that Kenny Powers is coming back.
http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com/
A comprehensive list of every viral video or meme that any internerd should be readily familiar with.
Basement horse is watching you, uh, take really confusing pictures. Update: It turns out that Basement Horse is always watching. Do not be overly disturbed by this fact - there are some things we just have to accept. Please feel free to use this transparency to put Basement Horse wherever he is most needed.
Link: iammattjordan.tumblr.com
Yo, Wendy's raps! Learn how to properly flip burgers from a guy in Ray-Bans and a bedazzled Wendy's uniform.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5guS5SDtsatYeoiqgvvpYmE...
Oh, who are we kidding? Teenagers have since discovered Smirnoff Ice and the Official Ironic Malt Liquor of Hipsters is Sparks. No one's going to miss this crap.
http://www.howtobeatupanything.com/
A handy and hilarious guide to beating up anyone from Tom Hanks to B.A. Baracus.
A young Casey (sans creepy mumbling brother) in his first traumatic performance in front of a camera, unmarked by the crippling stage fright that often leads to vomiting.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/business/AP-Breast-Milk-I...
PETA has asked Vermont ice cream-makers Ben and Jerry’s to replace cow’s milk with human breast milk in the duo’s ice cream. I guess PETA has given up on ever being taken seriously. Also: ew.