1. This harsh truth.
2. This conundrum.
3. This never-ending source of confusion.
4. This arsenal of torture devices.
5. This daily wrestling match.
6. This unnecessary sass.
7. This linguistic struggle.
8. This constant threat.
9. This suffix.
10. This rhetorical query.
11. This sign of things to come.
12. This source of joy.
13. This sure-shot remedy.
14. This symbol of pride.
15. This white lie.
16. This culinary norm.
17. This customary destruction of one's eardrums.
18. This law.
19. This catchy rhyme.
20. This face.
21. This necessary evil.
22. This totally normal invasion of privacy.
23. And this eternal heartache.
