1.
This dude, who is the epitome of patience.
2.
This guy, who doesn't even want a "gril firend" in the first place.
3.
This man, who's in for a rude shock.
4.
This dude, who just doesn't get it doesn't get it doesn't get it doesn't get it doesn't get it doesn't get it.
5.
This guy with special feelings, but with some unreasonable trichological demands.
7.
This guy, who is his own foursome.
8.
This dude, who managed to convince himself, but not much else.
9.
This non-believer in hookups.
10.
This lonely mathematician.
11.
This guy, who's good with whatever but still won't get any.
13.
This suitor with some pretty high expectations.
14.
This chap, who couldn't find a single goddamn bush to beat around.
15.
This guy, who's single x5.
