Here Are John Oliver's Funniest Punchlines About Why England Needs To Return India's Kohinoor

    We may not have our diamond. The least we can have is a damn laugh.

    Shayan Roy
    by Shayan Roy

    BuzzFeed India Contributor

    Luckily for us all, this week John Oliver addressed India's relationship with its former coloniser.

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    Prime Minister Narendra Modi was on a 2-day visit to the UK this past weekend, bringing Indo-Brit relations to the fore.

    Oliver was quick to unearth the deeper meaning behind this joke Modi made at London's Wembley Stadium.

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    And then turned his attention to the Kohinoor, whose possession has been a subject of much debate lately.

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    In signature John Oliver fashion, he explained why Indians shouldn't expect it back anytime soon.

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    In short:

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    Watch the hilarious video here.

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