1. Clickbait.
2. Doppelgängers.
3. Lies.
4. Offensive topical fare.
5. Long-ass forwards which begin with, "There once was a man..."
6. Spoilers.
7. Sweet good mornings.
8. Listicles.
9. Choo choo trains.
10. Rockets.
11. Morbid short stories. But like ten of them at the same time. So, like, morbid stories.
12. Borderline offensive humour.
13. 2006.
14. Festivaling.
15. Overfestivaling.
16. Inspiration.
17. Forwards which typecast you according to the colour of your stationery.
18. Casual racism.
19. And this.
